QuickSilver0099 [11:29 PM]: HEY A/S/L
Supershine785 [11:30 PM]: hm....well obviously you read my profile...
Supershine785 [11:30 PM]: so you know my location
Supershine785 [11:30 PM]: and that i'm a female

QuickSilver0099 [11:30 PM]: YES
QuickSilver0099 [11:30 PM]: A/S/L (yes, he was actually stupid enough to ask AGAIN...)
Supershine785 [11:30 PM]: no no you just need to know A
Supershine785 [11:30 PM]: 19
QuickSilver0099 [11:31 PM]: HEY I AM 20/M/HARLINGEN
Supershine785 [11:31 PM]: good thing you told me. i almost had to ask A/S/L and waste precious time typing.
QuickSilver0099 [11:32 PM]: HEY DO U HAVE PICS
Supershine785 [11:32 PM]: of what?
Supershine785 [11:32 PM]: flowers?
Supershine785 [11:32 PM]: dogs?
Supershine785 [11:33 PM]: i've got lots of those
QuickSilver0099 [11:33 PM]: OF U
Supershine785 [11:33 PM]: i've even got one of bruce willis that i took when i was in chicago and he was filming a movie

 

Did you spot Bruce in this picture? Eh, neither did I....

 

 

 

 

Supershine785 [11:33 PM]: it was a crappy movie
Supershine785 [11:33 PM]: ohhhhhhhh of ME!
QuickSilver0099 [11:33 PM]: OK
Supershine785 [11:33 PM]: maybe
Supershine785 [11:33 PM]: do you?
QuickSilver0099 [11:34 PM]: YEA YOU SEND FIRST
Supershine785 [11:34 PM]: why?
Supershine785 [11:34 PM]: if i'm ugly will you not talk to me anymore?
Supershine785 [11:35 PM]: what if you're gross and 500 lbs?
Supershine785 [11:35 PM]: we send at the same time
Supershine785 [11:35 PM]: count of 3...
Supershine785 [11:35 PM]: ready...?
Supershine785 [11:35 PM]: 1
Supershine785 [11:35 PM]: 2
QuickSilver0099 [11:35 PM]: NO I'LL STILL TALK TO YOU
Supershine785 [11:35 PM]: 2 and 1/2....
Supershine785 [11:35 PM]: 3!!
Supershine785 [11:35 PM]: SEND NOW! go go go!
QuickSilver0099 [11:35 PM]: U DIDNT SEND
Supershine785 [11:35 PM]: neither did you
QuickSilver0099 [11:36 PM]: U FIRST PLZ (plz...? what's that? secret ghetto code? i can make secret ghetto code, too. and only i will know what it means. klg gslk asglkh asdglkheiotuweoitsldkgjkashdgkadfhjgkhfdaghadfoireoat)
Supershine785 [11:36 PM]: WHY
Supershine785 [11:36 PM]: give me a darn good reason
Supershine785 [11:36 PM]: and stop typing in caps
Supershine785 [11:36 PM]: that irritates me
Supershine785 [11:36 PM]: caps lock key is right next to the A
Supershine785 [11:36 PM]: come on...you can find it (and he did....somehow....in his stupor of stupidity)

To save you the trouble of reading it, we begin the count of three thing again. This time, I get mail-- this is what it contained.

Oh wow, just what I expected.....NOTHING. THERE WAS NOTHING THERE....the little loops illustrate the vast expanse of nothing in the email. Now begins the name calling....

QuickSilver0099 [11:39 PM]: h/o (more super cool ghetto slang!! aosdghraewghdfalgko!!!!)
Supershine785 [11:39 PM]: h/o?
Supershine785 [11:39 PM]: oh yesssssssss
Supershine785 [11:40 PM]: did you accidentally put a /, and meant to call me a ho?
Supershine785 [11:40 PM]: i'm confused by your fancy computer talk
QuickSilver0099 [11:41 PM]: fuck you bitch
Supershine785 [11:41 PM]: whoa!!!
Supershine785 [11:41 PM]: menopause man...you're having mood swings now
QuickSilver0099 [11:41 PM]: you heard bitch u ho (<------interesting new phrase i had never heard before. not only is it stupid, but it's grammatically incorrect)
Supershine785 [11:42 PM]: um...i didn't hear, per se. i READ....
Supershine785 [11:42 PM]: there's a big difference
Supershine785 [11:42 PM]: one involves ears
Supershine785 [11:42 PM]: the other eyes
Supershine785 [11:42 PM]: and why am i suddenly a bitch u ho?
Supershine785 [11:42 PM]: i'm not a female dog, nor do i sell my body on the street for money
Supershine785 [11:43 PM]: awww all out of witty comebacks?
QuickSilver0099 [11:43 PM]: u got mail
Supershine785 [11:43 PM]: you're sending me mail?
Supershine785 [11:43 PM]: no thanks
QuickSilver0099 [11:44 PM]: read it
Supershine785 [11:44 PM]: why?
QuickSilver0099 [11:44 PM]: PLE
QuickSilver0099 [11:44 PM]: ASE (i believe he meant to connect the PLE to the ASE....but maybe not. perhaps it goes with the h/o and plz slang.)

Supershine785 [11:44 PM]: you couldn't say that in the IM?
Supershine785 [11:44 PM]: and that's the best you could come up with?
Supershine785 [11:45 PM]: how sad...
Supershine785 [11:45 PM]: and why am i leaving you alone?
Supershine785 [11:45 PM]: you're the one who IMed me
QuickSilver0099 [11:45 PM]: BITCH LEAVE ME ALONE
Supershine785 [11:45 PM]: hm...i read that in the email (to save his manlihood, he must repeat it...i'm still not afraid.)
Supershine785 [11:45 PM]: no need to repeat it
QuickSilver0099 [11:45 PM]: NO I DINT
QuickSilver0099 [11:45 PM]: LEAVE ME ALONE BITCH (this was in huge ass letters that i cannot adequately represent here....but just imagine. obnoxious.)
Supershine785 [11:45 PM]: um...yeah, you did. remember- HEY A/S/L
Supershine785 [11:46 PM]: yeah, making it big and bold and using profane language really helps
Supershine785 [11:46 PM]: geez....makes me want to run off and cower in a corner
QuickSilver0099 [11:46 PM]: THATS WERE U WORK BITCH
Supershine785 [11:47 PM]: a corner?
Supershine785 [11:47 PM]: ah yes...
Supershine785 [11:47 PM]: the 'ho' thing again
Supershine785 [11:47 PM]: creative

He proceeded to sign off, and minutes later sign on again for a moment to IM me with this cryptic message....

QuickSilver0099 [11:50 PM]: IM STONED

Hm....no surprise there.